What do you do when your adult child will not move out or get a job? Send him to The Coope' for a week to experience a guaranteed lifetime memory of how bad it can truly become. This facility comes with mean geese that bite, and a straw bed.
There is no airbed, as there was no 'straw mattress' option to choose from, so don't be surprised if you have straw in your hair in the morning. You can NOT be there during the day - you must be looking for work!
A bagged lunch with chicken sandwiches is provided everyday to help ensure your job hunts a success, as well as hot coffee and toasted bagel in the morning just like if you had a real job. Dinner includes boiled eggs and potatoes around 7pm.
No guests are allowed, except your parents and even then the seating is limited
You are not allowed to wander the property and must remain within 25 ft from the coop.
You can plug your car in during the winter so it can start so you can get looking for work.
Must be looking for work.