I am flabbergasted. The discomfort I felt when you offered to take my daughter for a remote day at a water park with your teenage sons has now intensified one thousandfold. So glad I didn't allow that. Had you left your puppy in the unit you rented, my dogs (who have never hurt anything and are fully contained in the yard) would not have had any access to him. You did complain about noise once at 7:20pm, I felt like we walked on eggshells after that, and you never mentioned you had had trouble sleeping until this public rant, full of outright lies and grotesque exaggerations. I feel appalled for my kids right now who didn't sign up for any of this. I've always tried to keep their ages and gender disclosed on the site while still acknowledging I have reasonably noisy children. I hate to consider the type of attention this review could attract.
My kids are normal kids who host almost daily. My older daughter is mortified and insists I write that she would never go by the moniker you made up. Your stories are fabricated or deeply embellished, and gross. I cannot believe that you would write about kids online that way, or that the site is allowing it.
Curtains on the two kitchen windows that face the driveway are overdue, I will take that bit constructively and get them up ASAP. All other windows have curtains or private views.
So many wonderful people have genuinely enjoyed the space, and given me beautiful feedback about connecting with my family and pets! I am grateful those experiences far outweigh the negative.