Cozy 1 bed/1 bathroom finished attic apartment on a quiet street on the ridge between Noe Valley and the Castro. Easy access to the whole city, in a real SF neighborhood. Walking distance to two great neighborhood retail streets. 400 square feet / 26 square meters.
Your bedroom is two floors away from ours, in a sturdy 1911 house, so it's unlikely we'll be bothered by each other. But don't piss off our neighbors with loud noises.
Yes, we know you're in SF, and we want you to have a good time. If you want to party, please choose a hotel. If you've found true love, the best test of true love is whether they'll bring you over to their place. Please, no extra guests in our house.
Huib has to smoke outside and so do you. There's an ashtray on our front porch.
Our space isn't good for pets, but we might be willing to negotiate.
We love well behaved children, and spouses who sometimes act like children.
Jeff has lived in San Francisco since 1991, and Huib since 1995. Jeff is originally from Los Angeles, and Huib from Holland. We're happily married and have been together since we met in Holland in 1994.
Huib is a jewelry designer, and has his own studio at home. He teaches around the world. Unless you're also from Holland, Huib's name is not pronounceable, somewhere between "Hype" and "Howp." Try your best; he's heard worse.
Jeff does consulting in city planning, mostly in North America, but occasionally around the world as well. His focus is sustainability and transport.
We're sure your Deutsch, Italiano, русский, 日本語, ไทย, and Türkçe
are better than ours, but we'd love the opportunity to improve our diminishing language skills.