The driveway is steep and can pose a problem for people not used to driving on the dirt roads and driveways that are typical of this area. I drive a Nissan Versa up and down it on a daily basis. The room is bare but comfortable. We took the dresser out (no one used it) and replaced it with a small round table and two sitting chairs. The bathroom is not shared, it is dedicated to the guest room and it opens off the upstairs mezzanine, as does the bedroom. There is always a container of hand soap on the upstairs sink. Drinking water and glasses are in the kitchen as was indicated, like all homes in the area we have catchment water that is not intended for drinking thus glasses are not provided next to the sink. Actually I was drying a number of herbs, basil, parsley, dill and comfrey ... and I fear your nose was confused.
I am truly sorry that what we provide, at a very reasonable cost, was not to your liking. Your laundry list of complaints leads me more to believe that we do not provide the sort of experience that you were looking for, one that would be best found in a vacation rental condominium in town of perhaps in one of our cabins rather than is the suite in the main house. I will be happy to provide you with a refund it that would make you feel better.