Thank you for your review which contains quite a number of inaccuracies. I understand you were disappointed with the discount you did not get for your Nanny who you considered unimportant to be paid for. Your constant efforts to get a reduction on your accommodation shows in your review. Let me correct a few things:
1. We just renovated our house, installed a new kitchen with top of the range appliances including a large double door modern Fridge, new Beds in all rooms, New furnitures and New build in Cupboards.
2. All our utensils are well sorted in the cupboards. You could not have missed them.
3. The false fireplace you are mentioning is a design Mantelpiece. We do not however expect you to understand art or creativity.
4. You were told to bring your own wood as we do not provide. You agreed, therefore you could not have found it.
5. We do not control the weather
6. We do not control the cellphone tower
7. Wifi covers the entire house. We cannot control how your device reacts to the network range.
8. We are infront of the Beach, a public beach, people are bound to walk past.
9. There is a Carport, the area is very secure.
10. Spare Batteries were replaced for you immediately upon request. That means we kept Spares.
11. You have seen an alarm system in House. Meaning there is security.
12. You were provided with an entire list of suggestions, local places, and you had our numbers throughout.
In a nutshell fortunately we receive a great deal of wonderful guests who enjoy a Beach and Nature . It is quite difficult to please a guest who is looking for the city in a natural beach environment.