It is highly unfortunate that because you will need to pay extra money for what's broken, the state you left the apartment and for leaving all electricity on when you left, that you think it's OK to lie about my place.
So here's my answers to your complaints (even if you were not the guest in my place but someone who works for you):
There is no Cable TV - it is written in the amenities as well.
The cleaning fee is standard - you were not asked to clean the house but to keep it decent, which you didn't.
The cattle wasn't broken when I left the house so if it broke while you were there or simply didn't work - you should have told me during your stay and not wait for me to find that out when I'm back.
The area is a small green and easy going neighbourhood for families and not at all what you write here about. Plus (Hidden by Airbnb) maps just shows you exactly where it is.
Unfortunately your guest and your behaviour are one of the reasons I'm considering not to sublet my space anymore. I have not met such rude behaviour yet.