David. I am shocked and mystified at your negative comments You certainly had the whole cottage to yourselves. In my listing's description I do say I may be in the adjoining apartment, which while attached to the cottage, is completely self contained and can only be entered via its own front door. At no time did I enter the cottage or say I was "the previously locked master bedroom" The cottage has only 2 bedrooms, no "master bedroom", and my guests privacy and comfort is of paramount importance to me. I am not sure what you mean about the non existent bed sheets. Your beds were made up with clean line- dried and hand ironed high quality duvet covers sheets and pillow cases. I would be grateful if you would clarify. The towels are also line dried and aired. I am sorry the spiders bothered you. This is rural life in Ireland I am afraid. If you leave the windows open the spiders come in. I was saddened that you felt you had to kill these harmless creatures and leave their squashed remains on the wall in one of the bedrooms.